Two days passed by quickly and she was at the end of her rope: her effort to finding out my name was like a drop in the ocean. At first she started out with the commonest of names; the usual Tom, Dick or Larry.

Then she moved up to Balerophon, Foress or Aziraphil. Soon enough, she was sending messengers to the ends of the earth to look for the most original of names. I was getting pretty cocky she’d never guess it.

But I never expected her husband would actually come through for her.